The season finale of HBO’s SILICON VALLEY had a scene that addressed the logistics of how to jerk off 800 dicks. Mike Judge (Beavis and Butthead, Office Space) and writer Alec Berg (Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm) juxtaposed the creative mindset of a team of awkward start up tech geniuses with a hypothetical mass manual hand job scenario to help win the annual TechCrunch Disrupt Conference.

Silicon Valley

It’s one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever experienced so I decided to transcribe it back into screenplay format. The beauty of the scene is the commitment and focus of the team to solve a technical problem with no regards to the social implications of the actual scenario. Their obliviousness to the actual task at hand (no pun intended) is what made it so effective for me. Enjoy!

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Here’s the scene in all its glory…

Here is the actual mathematical breakdown by Vinith Misra

source: http://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency
by Vinith Misra

Until next time…

Vashi Nedomansky

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